Saturday, July 7, 2012

Ophelia Benson Emailed Me! (not)

Anyone remember on July 1 this year when Ophelia Benson left the following comment:
The one thing we get to count on, in a shifting universe, is that there will always be doodz on Justin’s blog giggling about kicking me in the cunt. Always. Always. Always. Because freethought. Because hahaha. Because 4chan. Because they totes said they might be going to change! Because trolling. Because hahahahaha some more. Because guys. Because hey. Because people can be helped (and giving them a place to talk about kicking me in the cunt is the way to do it). Because it’s Sunday. Because it’s the next day. Because hahahahaha again.
There's no particular reason one should be expected to remember, and it can certainly not be found where it was originally left. That's because Ophelia Benson (and some others) managed to get Justin Griffith bullied into deleting all comments that disagreed with the slice of reality that's allowed to glean through over at FfTB. Fortunately, the obsequiously punctilious Michael Kingsford Gray can be depended on in such matters, and his reporting caused some to grow concerned that perhaps Ophelia was suffering mental decline, or a stroke or something.

Well, I woke up this morning as I'm wont to do, whereupon I checked my email as I'm also wont to do. Imagine my excitement at seeing this:
LOL!

Justi, my god, you are absolutely fucking nuts, and hilarious too.

There is almost not a word of truth in your paranoid, delusional, hysterical fantasy.

My god, if anyone was a perfect candidate for a new FfTB blog, or a Freudian couch, it's you, pal.

ROFLOL.

Maybe we should all get together and try to paper-airplane sweet nothings into one of your psychotic pockets. Ooh! Ooh! Assaults! Assaults, ya fuckin nutcracker.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Looneyfuckingfruitytunes Are Us, is the wee Justicardiod.

You friggin' pathetic, psychotic, paranoid loon, you are not even worth serious consideration.

Tristan? What the fuck are you doing skating on this delusional psychopaths coat-tails?

Rolling on the floor laughing at OpheliaJustiStefunnyZvanCarNatalieDroid.

Give us all a call when you start blowing PeeZus, pal.
Turned out NOT to be Ophelia. That's John Greg flexing his intellectual muscle. He's managed to get it to register just below 'Ophelia while having a stroke'.  And it's not a particularly high bar to begin with.


[Edit: I have been encouraged to remove the offense stuff; so I've pulled a Benson by disappearing things into an Orwellian memory hole, since I know she approves of this technique. For instance:
Update August 19. I've edited this, and I'm going to edit some of the comments. Very Orwellian; very memory-hole. Yes; too bad.]

13 comments:

The Justicar said...

I would have left a hyperlink to the 'because it's my cunt' remark, but shockingly enough I can't seem to find the hyperlink in the memory hole that is Ophelia Benson's internet contributions. 

ConcH20 said...

So sad to see such a talented writer and educator slip into this sloppy-punch-throwing  intellectual Ali.

ConcH20 said...

 Ouch: meaning Justicar, not the estimable Jon Greg.

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