Ok, feel free to close this post out as it's pointless.
So, like I started the whole Twatson thing which is now being used on several blogs. It's a micromeme (befitting its subject, natch), and slightly less commonly found, but still at several places, is Jennifer McCreight (rhymes with wrong). Rystefn (IIRC) correctly tried to turn the latter one into Jennifer McWrong (which I do actually like, but she gets mentioned so little that I forget to use it).
So, these will be either short-lived, or long-lived but elite. That's fine. I just did it mostly as a response to "Dear Dick". After the daycare bit, I've thought about making a counter-letter campaign called something like Dear Dick: Suckers! We'll see.
Anyway, so, over at Ophelia Benson's place, Aratina Cage (a rat in a cage) has continued true to form: he's able to keep my name out of his mouth about as long as he's able to keep PZ's ass off of his nose. But now they're developing codes. So, I'm nameless there, which funny. Abbie has an erstwhile nickname from Pepsigate, given to her by Ouellette (let's just call her omelet - she's like a cracked egg anyway) which is The Situation. And over at Ophelia's, whenever they want to link to something involving the current brouhaha, they're starting to do it with The Latest. I've seen a couple of times. So, I figure that I'm he who can't be named, I might as well just start calling myself "the latest" to foil their plot!
I was amused and I thought I'd waste like 45 seconds of your life. You're welcome.