In Veritas Harvard Can Suck

out of my nose during flu season.

I have a somewhat bizarre set of curiosities in life; as a consequence, I track some very random shit. For instance, I have a penchant for British monarchical history.  I have no idea why; it's a completely outmoded institution. Notwithstanding its inanity, it's an interesting topic to me.  Also, if you've read anything I've ever written, even professionally, you will know I have a taste for sarcasm.  Actually, if you've ever read anything I've professionally written, you wouldn't know it's me. I am obsequiously, punctiliously pedantic. It's a complex dance of strangled morphemes, and archaic moves one could only well-describe as a linguistic tango. Of masochism even.