Friday, August 5, 2011

Dear Dairy:

On August 5 in the year of our Lord two thousand eleven I have learned a valuable lesson about blogging.  Do not respond to questions to demonstrate what something would look like if it's written to show a feature of bad writing.


Because, those asking you to write the bad thing in the first place will then accuse you of being a liar, uneducated, and wrong because the thing you've written isn't good enough to measure up to being properly bad.

Some people, it would seem, go out of their way to be unpleasant asshats.

Anonymous person: "Say, if this were written poorly, what would it look like?"

Me: "Oh, this right here *points to it*"

Anonymous person: "Ha ha! Your example of a badly written thing is badly written! Why are you pretending to know what you're talking about?! Liar!!!!!pi!!!!! And now when I point out that it's bad you won't even admit that!!!!!!phi!!!!!"

Me: "HAHAHA disregard that. I suck cocks."

So, I guess it's time for me come clean with my audience. I'm not a mathematician.  I'm not even mathematically inclined. In fact, I dropped out of kindergarten before we even got into square pegs and round holes.  Nah, I won't tell them that; then they might think I have a ghost writer who makes typos for me instead of believing that I'm just not a professional typist who doesn't carefully enough edit before hitting publish. Shh

(yes, the malapropisms in this are intentional)


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Some people are facepalmingly dense. /ignore

The only question I have is, why would you tell all this to your milkman?

Justicar said...

Well, who do you think is really my daddy?

He'd drop off a load of milk everyday if you know what I mean . . .

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