Did you know that he's scared to death of debating William Lane Craig (from Jerry Coyne)? So, Craig is putting out a chair at some Oxford shindig for Richard to sit in should he (Richard) so choose.
Well, Richard has accepted the invitation, with dignity. Not only will he not sit in that chair, but he's also got an entire lexicon of places with chairs he won't be sitting in (time permitting).
Therefore, I'm pleased to announce that a lifelong dream of mine is coming true: Professor Richard "The Dick" Dawkins will NOT be sitting in the chair I've set out for him in my shower. Man, I'm so excited. I hope his plans don't get canceled since this was a last minute non-addition to his schedule.
If you set it out, he will not come.