The host of the place goes by the name MarkCC, and I must say that in my first few minutes of reading over there I am suitably impressed to have included his blog in my google reader doohickey.

However, his about page has a link on it left by a commenter. This link is um, special. Yeah, it's special. That's it. Mm hmm. It's to an online book which seeks to properly determine the value of pi. It is, I am assured, not ~3.14. No, it's 3.125. Oh here, take a look for yourself.

Well, I'm glad we have this all settled. I'll pick up the red math phone and let everyone know. First, I want to point out a couple other of the, um, interesting bits.

Squares are properly handled in 3 discrete cases.

Group 1.) perimeter> area

Group 2.) perimeter = area

Group 3.) area > perimeter

Now, I don't want to let mathematical genius of

*this*caliber (calibre if you prefer) evade detection and proper citation, so I'll quote him directly (note u.l. and u.a. mean units of length/area as pertinent):

Squares with sides of 4 u.l. have a perimeter of 16 u.l. and an area ofSo, our steely-eyed mathematician has discovered the secret most of us mathematicians have been too afraid to make known: 4s = s^2 for s = 4.

16 u.a. Perimeter = 16 u.l. and area = 16 u.a. What I immediately

observed was the common number for the perimeter and the area.

Now I know what

*some*of you cynical fuckers out there

*just might be*thinking, but please, please, hold your fingers. There is a method to his madness, or madness to his method. Or something.

If we

It is most important that one realise that circles are depended ofIt is obvious that the squares (but not rectangles one notes) of the three different Groups from earlier can be

squares. This law does not imply for rectangles or triangles.

Now we know that the square with 4.u.l is unique and solitary. And we alsoNow, we skip ahead slightly to see the real magic at work here. I promise you, Archimedes himself would indeed be taken aback by this process.

recognize the unique circle with a diameter 4.u.l, which is placed inside the

square. The question is which constant or value is useable for calculation of a

circle.

By now we know that the squares grading-system is a law of nature. If in

every square there is a circle with its diameter equal as the side of the

square there must be a grading system for circles as well. The circle

grading-system is also a law of nature.

This is a consequence directly of taking the

*natural logarithm*of the

*common logarithm*of

*e*. Except, of course, in cases where we take log[

*ln*(

*e*)]. Please see:

The first formulae is constructed and it with using into that ln of logarithm e,For more on this brilliant and shining beacon of intellectual light, please see the whole paper.

which the formula are based on that. (1)

The basis I started with is logarithm e^ since I chose the ln of logarithm e^. The

squares side is put into the formulae which one give some values for each square.(2)

It's worth noting that you can earn yourself a copy of the book, which--I can state without any concern of peradventure--has even more information!

find a mistaken in the book and win 300,000 Swedish Crowns and a copy of

the book.

## 4 comments:

Oh dear. No wonder Π is called an irrational number!

That abortion of a "paper" is not even wrong.

It is several shades of bonkers.

It belongs with "Time Cube".

I needed a good laugh there, Michael Kingsford Gray - thanks!

I can only imagine what other 'information' is in the book. Maybe that's where the 'rectangle' case is mentioned with an 'ellipse'. Or maybe he's just not aware that the square is a rectangle and the circle is an ellipse - both are just special cases.

Holy shit. I just googled Time Cube. I'm reading his site now. Here's a pearl of wisdom:

"NOT one damn

human adult has ever been created - for ONLY babies are CREATED . . ."

First rate intellect right there.

THE HALF AND HALF CO-CREATED JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH, I WILL PERSONALLY

KILL THE BASTARD MYSELF.

So, I guess this means he's Jewish.

I'd like some of whatever he's been drinking, please.

I think this is what went through everyone's mind at Jonestown.

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