Who is that crazy Justicar character? Why integralmath? What's this bullshit all about? Why do you care?
I made an unwise decision a while back to consolidate my online presence. I chose unwisely, but since my gaming name is now most used, I'll stick with it. You're welcome.
I have two blue eyes and one brown eye. Pictures of all three are on the internet. Don't jizz on them please.
Integralmath is my youtube channel which I started to answer mathematics questions undergraduate students might have. It's been a complete success since I have successfully answered like 3 questions. Perhaps one of them was correct. If you have math questions, e-mail me. If the question falls into the domain of what I give two shits about answering, I'll post a video on youtube with a detailed, incoherent and useless solution. A magic eightball (of crack!) will be right more often, but it's for free and you get what you pay for.
You can follow me on twitter: @integralmathyt - I never say anything useful there either, and both skepchickling and blahfaghater have blocked me there for no reason at all.
I am starting this blog so that I can take advantage of the afterglow resulting from my most important achievement in life: in Ireland, I once stood beside Rebecca Watson in an elevator. You might have heard about it!
About me: I'm a gamer by profession, and that's why I hate women. They make great healers, but always want to fucking tank. I guess they like taking it in the face even though they should be in the rear with the queers and gear. If you're a woman, please only play a mage since that class, like you, is only useful for making food and water.
Also, I love hatemail about my satire videos on youtube because I really plan on defending satirical arguments as though they're real. Emailing me about them to tell me you hate me and them is highly likely to get a response as that's my only purpose for existing.
By education I'm a mathematician. I'm really bad at it, and occasionally accidentally wind up in papers that get published. Usually, I'm listed as the 14th author so the other 13 authors can have a token faggot to prove the diversity in academia. I am grateful that the white woman dominated field includes me even if only for the lulz. My area of expertise is in analytic geometry. In particular, projective geometry. I have no plans to blog about that because you're all probably too fucking stupid to understand it anyway, and it takes a lot of work to type shit. Since it's intricate work you won't understand, I'm not likely to waste my time trying to train any of you retarded monkeys.
At present, my area of interest in research is in anti-derivatives of maps which have no anti-derivatives. Numeric integration is a horribly inelegant technique. But it works well, so we use it. I am now trying to develop a mechanism by way of implicit integration to solve this unimportant problem that makes me lose sleep. I am failing miserably and I want to say a special fuck you to Euler for not having been cleverer. If any of this section makes sense to you, please leave now. I already know enough socially awkward virgins who haven't been properly medicated - no room for you.
Don't try to tell me math jokes because there aren't any fucking funny theorems *token nod to Tom Lehrer*. Math is serious shit and people die quite frequently when it's fucked up. So, if you have any funny stories about that, I might be willing to listen.
Rebecca "I Was Raped in an Elevator By a Gay Guy and then Abused a Helpless Audience Member" Watson and Jennifer "I Once Heard of Someone Being Raped in an Elevator and then I Lashed out and Hated Richard Dawkins for No Reason" McCreight both hate me. You should therefore love me.
Tolerance will not be tolerated on this blog. Offenders will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. If that fails to kill you, you will be forced to listen to skepchick podcasta à la A clockwork Orange. Pick your poison, fuckers.
I've been discovered; the secret is out! Leaving to this gumshoe to have tracked me down and then not be able to figure out if I'm serious or joking. I mean, sheesh. I thought it was obvious which one it was!