Sunday, July 31, 2011

I Have a Dirty Secret . . .

. . . that is sure to overturn the whole of current evolutionary biology.
Why? Because Charles Darwin was wrong, and a 150 years on, we know nothing more than Charles Darwin and to accept evolutionary ideology is to only accept on the say-so of our religious leader.  We all know that Charles Darwin came to his theory after stopping off at one island and noting some birds. Then, presto, evolution.

Yes, that's right, he went the an island named Galapagos Island.  Here's a graphical representation of this one island.

And of course, it isn't as though Charles Darwin spent a lot of time studying many, many, many different animals who faced tidal reproductive selection pressures resulting in differential reproductive success for traits that would better withstand the gradient of selection pressures.  Nope. One island. One group of birds. Evolution. QED.

That's why his stupid theory fails. 

How'd I learn this? Venomfangx told me so.

Let's listen to Claire tell it like it is.

1 comment:

Brad said...

I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing. Billybobneck was great.

I gotta find more of his stuff.