But I have been stalking/investigating a certain someone - undercover, hiding under cars (the ones I'm not bombing), diving into trashcans and other moves I imagine spies in real life don't do. But after all of that, then I walked inside and went to youtube to start the real investigation.
It is with pride that I announce I have finally managed to track down Miranda's (@mirandachale) alpha.
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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lolz!! She is one fierce kitteh. She constantly does this bait & switch thing on me where she'll come over to see me when I get out of my car, rub up against my legs, and then flop onto her belly for a belly rub. But whenever I try to pet her, she whips out those claws and starts going Wolverine on my ass. It's both scary and cute. Those claws hurt, though. Damn.
Whenever I hear little kids walk by the building and say things like "OMG MOMMY THAT KITTY HAS A MOUSTACHE! THAT IS SO FUNNY! OMG I NEED TO PET THAT MOUSTACHE CAT!" I just want to yell out the window: "BEWARE KIDS! SHE WILL CUT A BITCH!"
& I'm attaching a photo of Her Royal Diva-ness giving me a snarky "bitch, please" face
That's one beautiful pussy I dare day. And yes, I've seen the raw footage - she will indeed cut a bitch!
She's started sniffing my car's wheels lately. Interpret that as you may :)
I'm afraid I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.
Miranda, just you wait till I get the time to post some videos of little Darwin McMiaou on my FB page. Cudly, adorable evil incarnated when she's in play mode...
And Madame Moustache is beauty!
Mine won't claw you for petting. But try to stop?
"look, I'm just going to hook these around your hand. If you don't pull away, no one gets hurt."
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